How I got kicked off Facebook FUCK FACEBOOK

 

When I was booted from facebook, FUCK FACEBOOK I received no email, FUCK FACEBOOK no messages , FUCK FACEBOOK no confirmation of disaster. FUCK FACEBOOK Just a generic link to the Facebook Terms of Service.FUCK FACEBOOK with a statement your account disabled, I received no responses to any of the Facebook email addresses FUCK FACEBOOK  for disabled accounts.just a big fuck you from facebook .Well isn't that special?

they say i was impersinating Ade VIGODA

the actor who played fish on

the Barney Miller Show

i also made several comments about

monkey fist full of pcp (angel dust)

No non-person profiles

(you have to make a "fan page").

i had the Proper Longboarding page

 

since i love longboarding

and own the recently

started company Proper Longboards

and I am the web master for

the Internet site FUCK FACEBOOK

that supports with it www.properlongboards.com

a passion of mine that i am often load about

 

No porn. who has a rule on the Internet with no porn that's like cereal with out milk or Beavis with out Butthead - give me a fucking break no porn - if it weren't for porn we wouldn't have the Internet and there would be no facebook bow down bitches your daddys calling

that's a bullshit rule monkeys will not stop fucking becuase facebook says so

And then, they have several internal rules, which will cause you a lot of frustration if you don't know about them.

Those internal rules are: take note :facebook rules blow

No repeat messaging. about proper Longboarding or monkey fucking FUCK FACEBOOK

No over-inviting like to be surrounded by friend -to many fucking friends on a social

media site word up wit dat FUCK FACEBOOK

No scraping (copy/pasting emails from facebook). i didnt ever do this until now that i have been 86 i do this often as seen above (facebook geeks dont like that) FUCK FACEBOOK

Overall, I agree with these policies. Here's the problem: They can't manage 6 billion people's behavior. No freaking way. So they have all these little internal Facebook Robots that are set to attack upon certain conditions.There's no robot that can tell a business profile page from a personal profile page,but

they can tell a nude girl from a nude monkey which is why businesses still have profile pages. and celebrities with pet monkeys do not get banned They can't write a robot smart enough to figure out witch celebrity have monkey and witch d list stars don’t have pet monkeys or the money to support such an exotic pet or figure out real peoples names from busines names. But for all their internal rules,

here are the Bots! FUCK FACEBOOK

 

The Facebook Robots that i have heard about

 

After researching other Facebook bans, other fucksticks like me that got booted

here's the robots I know about:

 

1. The Inbox Protector Robot: If you send messages to too many fucking people using the compose tool within a 24 hour period, this robot boots you from facebook after you send to certain magic fucking number (my guess is 80 )of people. the fucking facebook robot causes problems when you are communicating the same information FUCK FACEBOOK

to a large number of people 7 celebrities with pet monkeys who really want the information.Dude they don’t fucking care don’t fucking kid yourself bro they don’t fucking care.FUCK FACEBOOK

2. The Friend Protector Robot: If you click the "Add a Friend" button on too many people -dont make freinds to fast do not try to bang your friends either fucking to many friends from facebook can get you banned in the us on facebook not in sweden that rule sucks - its ok in sweden but not dallas texas

within a 24 hour period, this robot boots you from facebook. She causes problems when you bulk message all your friend to come over to watch proper longboarding and monkey fucking videos

really do need to connect to a large number of people in a short period of time.

 

3. The Scraper Robot: If you copy (Cntl-C) information from too many friends' profile pages

within a 24 period, this robot boots you from facebook. He causes problems when you are not

a spammer, but need key information from your friends' pages.

 

4. The Anti-Porn Robot: If you post inappropriate material that gets flagged, this robot the first thing i posted on facebook years ago was a video of a gymnist nude doing the uneven bar rotine in the buff a very cool and funny video if you were high on angel dust so i posted it never got pulled

then the porn robot boots your ass off Facebook. She causes problems when you have a profile set to Adults only and monkey pet owners

someone still flags you, or if you are flagged by a jackass

How Long Till You Get Back on Facebook - i dont care im done - fuck facebook. but if you do

here the drill down.FUCK FACEBOOK

 

the best part is that the robots are set on timers. So after exactly 3 weeks, your profile

is automatically turned back on. The email is signed from someone in Support, like "Bob."

I'm sure that for each bot, you receive a different kind of message. This is a generic email programmed to be sent out when they automatically turn your profile back on.

 

How to Avoid the Robots don’t use stupid facebook- smell the coffee theyre not your friends FUCK FACEBOOK

 

You will get a Warning message as you approach the limit on the number of messages or friend invites. Heed that Warning! That Warning is also a cue to the timer in the robot to start watching you. If you proceed to hit okay, everything will seem fine for a little while, then suddenly, your login ability will be taken away. And you will have gotten banned.

How to Play with the facebook Robots balls SO FUCK FACEBOOK

You can safely test the waters by continuing to add friends (maybe 50 or so) until you get the Warning message. When the Warning appears, hit Cancel, do not hit Okay. Then, do not add any more friends for 24 hours. This will successfully navigate you away from the robots, and allow you to continue with normal profile activity. If you try to add a friend

later and you see the warning, fuck you and your warnings you'll know that it hasn't been 24 hours.

 

facebook has started a wave of purification like hitler did back in the day.FUCK FACEBOOK

 

Imagine for a moment that you frequent the same restaurant every day, and every day you

 

bring a new person with you to the restaurant. Before you know it, you’ve got a large section of that restaurant filled with customers, chatting it up, ordering drinks, swapping spit ,food and leaving generous tips. Then one day you show up to order dinner and there’s a sign on the door that says “Sorry, you are not allowed in anymore.you Abe Vigoda impersonating longboard riding loser If you have a problem with that, email us.”

 

I’m kind of taking it all in stride - I’m not sure why their admins decided to throw me off but I can’t help but wonder who is in charge of analytics at Facebook.Look, I totally get their agenda. Facebook is not a charity. Facebook is and always will be

a business. It’s a business first, a social network second. It’s why the Whopper campaign got killed (Though I wonder would they have pulled it had they run it as a Facebook ad?), it’s why they pulled out of endorsing developers via Facebook applications.FUCK FACEBOOK

 

I’ve learned a lot from being kick off Facebook goes back to my years as a prostitue on the streets for years when they were “the other network” and MySpace hogged the spotlight, yet we still encouraged our automotive client to give them a shot given their tight focus on college studentsclit cunts and the run of the mill druck girl pictures passed between geeky pervert turned into facebook

i got never got laid using facebook?

 

Facebook had reached critical mass. FUCK FACEBOOK

 

So you’d think given their lineage, they’d learn as they scaled to keep track of the very things third party companies such as Radian6 do on a daily basis - determine influencers online, understand the role of a member to those within their network.

This obviously isn’t the case. In fact I think they’re completely clueless.

Analytics are key to the success of any online community. Much like brick and mortar

businesses, understanding who your best customers are will guarantee their loyalty. Well I would say I’m one of Facebook’s best customers, and not receiving an email explaining why my account was disabled really pisses me off because someone had to have disabled it in the first place. Does it hurt to look into my account, realize the frequency of which I post? Check the velocity of which people have added me to their own networks?

 

I would say that I deliver more value to Facebook than they do to me. Think about it. All

of the extra page views I create for them, the free content I upload, etc.

Now here I am armed with a keyboard and an internet connection. Much more powerful than pen

and sword and I can swear to you, they’re going to feel some pain on this one.

So Facebook, if you’re listening (doubtful), I want the following:

•Full membership rights restored.

•A written letter of apology from your head of Communications.

•An explanation sent to my 700 closest friends as to why they couldn’t send me a happy

birthday note via your social network because you disabled my account without reason.

Oh and by the way. This morning, my colleague was spammed via Facebook IM as a hacker took

control of his friend’s account and decided to solicit him for money. I’m sure the last

thing Facebook wants is the real story coming out as to how hack attacks are driving their members away…

All of this drama makes me restless. www.properlongboards.com ,thats where i hang out see ya there . I promise you that. It may be alpha but it will be up, and when it’s up, I plan on focusing building my relationships with people I enjoy spending time with online sharing monkey fucking videos and longboarding stories without any concern that big brother will pull my account without reason.

 

hey blogger keep your eyes open for my next facebook hate blog article about the druck pictures of sluts on facebook doing fuck up shit and then posted by them own damm druck slut selves

 

 

 

Facebook: The Movie here comes the big hollywood smear job on what was left of our pride

Aaron Sorkin, screenwriter of Charlie Wilson’s War crappy movie at best and The West Wing, a weak bit didnt amount to much and is scripting a movie all about FACEBOOK and its formation. Weird. and shitty

 

Paramount Pictures wanted to keep the film on the down low but Sorkin leaked this information on his Facebook page, but of course.

 

Facebook was created in 2004 on the Harvard campus by closet case sophomore student Mark Zuckerberg and has now grown to over 60 million members. Facebook is valued at $16 billion what a joke and big companies like Microsoft and Google have been in a bidding war over the company.

 

The movie will focus on how Zuckerberg and his associate’s lives have changed after becoming an overnight sensation. Sounds a little dry. I don’t think I could justify paying money to watch an entire movie about Facebook unless it was a long slideshow of extremely drunk people doing things (like driving the porcelain bus) and I got kicked off and not this druck hoe